Joke of the day:

The circus owner puts an ad in the newspaper for a part-time, trainee lion tamer. A hiker thinks it's an easy way to make some extra money, so he applies and gets the job. "What do I do?" asks the hiker. "Simply hold the chair, the lion will obey," said the circus owner. "And what should I do if the lion doesn't obey?" asked the hiker. "Crack the whip," said the circus owner. "And if that doesn't work?" asked the hiker. "You have a revolver. Shoot it into the air," said the circus owner. "And if that doesn't work, what do I do then?" asked the hiker. "Well then, throw shit at the lion," said the circus owner who was growing tired of this line of questioning. "Where do I get that from?" asked the hiker. "Trust me on that," said the circus owner. "You'll have plenty!"