Joke of the day:

A hiker was walking down the street with a brown paper bag. He ran into one of his friends who asked what was in the bag. The hiker said, "Fish." The friend said if I can guess how many fish you have in the bag, you'll have to give me one." The hiker said, "I'll tell you what, if you can tell me how many fish I have, I'll give you both of them."