Joke of the day:

A mountaineer was being honored by his peers at an award dinner, when suddenly there was a flash of light and God appeared before the mountaineer. God turned to the mountaineer and said, "You have made a great contribution to your field and I would like to reward you for everything you've done. You have the choice of infinite wealth, boundless wisdom or utter beauty. Pick one." Without hesitating, the mountaineer said, "Wisdom." "Done!" said God, and disappeared in a cloud of smoke and a bolt of lightning. There was a great silence as everyone looked at the mountaineer. Finally, a voice called out, "Say something wise." The mountaineer turned to the crowd and said, "I should have taken the money."