Joke of the day:

During a visit to the doctor a hiker asks, "How do you determine whether a person should be put in an insane asylum?" The doctor said, "We fill up a bathtub and offer the person a teaspoon, cup and a bucket and ask them to empty the tub." "I understand," said the hiker. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup." "No," said the doctor. "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window or the door?"