Joke of the day:

There was a hiker who worked hard all his life and saved all of his money, refusing to part with any of it except for essentials. On his deathbed, the hiker turned to his wife and said, "When I die, I want you to take all my money and put it in the casket with me so I can take it to the afterlife with me." His wife faithfully promised to carry out his last wish and agreed to put all of his money into the casket with him. At the funeral, the service was held and just before they closed the casket, his wife shouted, "Wait a moment," and quickly put a metal box in the casket next to the hiker. The undertaker closed the casket down and rolled it away. The wife's friend turned to her and said, "Girl, I knew you weren't foolish enough to put all of his money in the coffin. What was in the box?" The hiker's wife replied, "I promised to put his money in the casket and I can't go back on my word. "You mean to tell me you put all of his money in the coffin?" said the friend. "You bet I did," said the hiker's wife. "I withdrew all his money from his bank account, put it in my checking account and wrote him a check. If he can cash it, then he can spend it."