Joke of the day:

A mountaineer returned home one night when he came across a dead body on his lawn. Thinking quickly, he called 911 and reported the incident. "Where's the body," asked the 911 operator. "It's at the end of Eucalyptus Drive," the mountaineer replied. "Could you please spell that for me?" the operator asked. After a long pause, the mountaineer said, "How about if I drag the body over to Oak Street and you pick it up there?"