Joke of the day:

A short balding hiker is sitting at the bar staring at his drink when a large, trouble-making biker steps up next to him, grabs his drink and gulps it down in one swig. "Whatcha gonna do about it?" asks the biker menacingly, as the hiker bursts into tears. "Come on," says the biker. "I didn't think you'd cry. I can't stand to see a man crying." "This is the worst day of my life," said the hiker. "I'm a complete failure. I was late to a meeting and my boss fired me. Then I went to the parking lot and discovered that my car had been stolen and that my insurance had expired. I hailed a cab, forgot my wallet on the back seat and went home. When I got there, I found my wife in bed with another guy and my dog attacked me. Feeling depressed, I came to this bar to work up the courage to end it all. I bought a drink, dropped the suicide capsule in it, and sat here trying to get the nerve to swallow it, when you showed up and grabbed the drink out of my hands. I can't even commit suicide. It's just not my day."