Joke of the day:

A climber walked into a bar and ordered martini after martini, each time removing the olives and placing them in a jar. When the jar was filled with olives, the climber got up to leave. "Excuse me," said a customer who was puzzled over what the climber had done. "Why did you put all the olives from your drinks in the jar?" The climber replied, "My wife just sent me out for a jar of olives!"