Joke of the day:

A priest died and went to heaven. When he got there, he found a mountaineer in line in front of him at the Pearly Gates. Saint Peter came over and said to the priest, "Just a minute, I'll be right back," as he took the mountaineer away to his room. A few minutes later he returned and said to the priest, "Follow me to your new quarters." Along the way, they passed many people in their heavenly abodes, including the mountaineer's quarters. The priest was awe-struck by the opulence and splendor of the mountaineer's quarters. There were fine silks, rare foods and drinks, soft music, and attractive young women to serve him for eternity. The priest finally arrived at his new quarters, a small 6-foot by 9-foot room with bare walls, a plain bed and a Bible for entertainment. The priest said, "I don't want to sound ungrateful, but how come the mountaineer gets a magnificent room and I get this dump." Saint Peter smiled and said, "We have a lot of priests here in heaven, but only one mountaineer."