Joke of the day:

One day an atheist went for a hike in the woods. While walking on the trail he heard a noise behind him. He turned to see an angry gigantic bear charging toward him. He started running, but the bear kept getting closer and closer. When he tried to look behind, he tripped on a root sticking out of the trail. The bear caught up, pinned him to the ground, gave an angry growl that showed the hiker a mouth full of teeth, then lifted one of his clawed paws to strike the atheist and rip him apart. The atheist screamed out, "Oh God, someone please save me!" Just then everything froze, a white light appeared above the hiker, and a voice said, "So, you don't believe in God, Jesus, or divine intervention; I'll give you this one last chance to change your ways." The atheist hiker thought about it for a moment, then said, "Couldn't you change the bear so he would be kinder and more thoughtful towards humans?" The voice then said, "If that is your desire, so be it!" The light disappeared and everything in the forest started moving again. The bear went calm, got off the atheist, sat beside him, brought both paws together, bowed his head, and started to say a prayer - "Dear God, thank you for this meal I'm about to consume ..."