Joke of the day:

“One winter morning a hiker and her husband were listening to the radio during breakfast. The announcer came on and said, "We're expecting 8 to 10 inches of snow today. Park your car on the even-numbered side of the street, so the snow plows can get through." Not wanting to get a ticket, the hiker went outside and moved the car to the even-numbered side of the road. A week later, the announcer said, "It's a miserable winter. We're expecting another 10 to l2 inches of snow today. Park your car on the odd-numbered side of the street, so the snow plows can get through." The hiker went out and moved the car to the odd-numbered side of the street. The same thing happened a couple of days later when they were having breakfast, but before they could hear which side of the street to park the car, the power went out. "What do we do now?" said the hiker. "I have no idea where to park the car." The husband said, "Why don't you just leave it in the garage?"