Joke of the day:

Three friends were stumbling home from a bar one night and found themselves on the road which led past the old cemetery. "Come have a look over here," said one friend. "It's Michael Rosenbaum's grave. He lived to the ripe old age of 87." "That's nothing," said the second friend. "Here's one named Patrick Bradley, it says here that he was 95 when he died." Just then, the climber yells out, "Good God, here's a guy who lived to be 145!" "What was his name?" asks friend number two. The climber stumbles, and awkwardly lights a match to see what else is written on the stone marker and exclaims, "It's Miles, from Dallas."