Joke of the day:

One day a hiker was sitting on a beach when he saw a young woman swimming far out to sea. As he watched, he saw a shark circling her. Immediately, he jumped into the water, karate chopped the shark, killed it instantly, and helped the young woman swim to the beach. After he got back to the beach, a journalist ran up to him and said, "That was the most courageous thing I've ever seen. I'm going to let the world know about this. You'll be famous. I can see the headline now: 'Man Saves Girl From Killer Shark.' What do you do for a living?" "I'm a hiker," replied the man of the moment. "Great," said the journalist. "You'll see the story in tomorrow's paper." The next day, the hiker bought the paper and the headline read, "Hiker Kills Girl's Pet."