Joke of the day:

Four mountaineers were on a plane to Las Vegas for a conference when the first mountaineer said, "We've all worked together for many years, but don't really know one another. I suggest we tell each other something about ourselves that nobody knows." They look nervously at each other, but nod OK. The first mountaineer says, "Since I suggested it, I'll go first. With me it's alcohol. Every so often, I go down to a bar and drink myself silly for a few days. Not only can't I remember what I did, I have to make up an excuse to explain my absence." They all look at each other nervously, but the next mountaineer slowly starts, "With me, it's gambling. Periodically, I go down to the casino and spend a couple of month's salary, and then have to explain to my wife what happened. Not easy." The third mountaineer, who is really nervous, reluctantly says, "This is very difficult. With me it's women. Every so often I go down to the red light district, pick out a girl, and spend a week in the saddle. I really have problems explaining where I've been to my wife." They all look at the fourth mountaineer, waiting. He doesn't say anything. Then one of the four speaks up, "Come now, we've all told our innermost faults. It's your turn." He looks at the others and starts hesitantly. "Well," he says, "I'm an inveterate gossip, and I can't wait to get off this plane."