Joke of the day:

An old mountain man and a young tenderfoot go for a hike. Along a mountain trail they see a pile of poop. The young man, eager to show off his knowledge, runs over to identify it. Inspecting it closely, the young man says, "it looks like bear poop." He leans closer to sniff it. "It smells like bear poop." Grabbing a handful, he says, "It feels like bear poop." He pauses for a moment, then licks it. "It even tastes like bear poop. It must be bear poop!" The old man walks past him, chuckling, "Good thing we didn't step in it."