Joke of the day:

A hiker attended a show where a ventriloquist who fancied himself as a comedian told 20 hiker jokes in a row. "Look," shouted the hiker, standing up in the audience. "I'm fed up being insulted by all these jokes. Hikers are not as stupid as you make out." "Sit down," said the ventriloquist. "They're only jokes. Don't tell me that hikers haven't got a sense of humor." "Be quiet," said the hiker. "I'm not talking to you. I'm talking to the little fellow on your knee."