Joke of the day:

A hiker boards a plane to New York with a ticket for the economy section. She looks at the seats in economy and then looks into the front cabin at the first-class seats. Seeing that the first class seats are larger and more comfortable, the hiker takes the last empty one. The flight attendant checks her ticket and asks the hiker to move back to her seat in economy. The hiker refuses. Flustered, the flight attendant goes to the cockpit and informs the captain of the problem. The captain goes back and tells the woman that her assigned seat is in economy. The hiker again refuses to move. The captain doesn't want to cause a commotion, and so he returns to the cockpit to discuss the problem with the copilot. The copilot says that his girlfriend is a hiker, and that he can take care of the problem. He then goes back and briefly whispers something in the hiker's ear. She immediately gets up, says, "Thank you so much," hugs the copilot, and rushes back to her seat in economy. The pilot and flight attendant, who were watching with rapt attention, together ask the copilot what he had said to the hiker. He replies, "I just told her that the first class section wasn't going to New York."