Joke of the day:

A young mountaineer was walking around a field in Long Island when he came across an old lamp. He rubbed the lamp and suddenly a genie appeared before him. "For freeing me I will grant you one wish," said the genie. "I wish that there was a bridge from New York to London so I don't get ripped off every time I go on vacation," said the mountaineer. "I'm sorry, but I can't do that," said the genie. "It would be too much change. Thousands of people would be put out of work. Government revenue would be reduced dramatically. It would mess up too many people's lives." So the mountaineer thought for a second and said, "OK, then. I'm a mountaineer and I'm tired of everyone making fun of me. I wish that mountaineers were as smart or smarter than everyone else in the world." The genie said, "Would you like two lanes or four?"