Joke of the day:

An Olympic team skier, an Everest mountain climber, and an A.T. hiker were sitting naked in a sauna. Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The skier pressed his forearm and the beeping stopped. The others looked at him questioningly. "That was my pager," he said. "I have a microchip under the skin of my arm." A few minutes later, a phone rang. The mountain climber lifted his palm to his ear and held a conversation. When he finished, he explained, "That was my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand." The A.T. hiker felt decidedly low tech. Not to be outdone, he decided he had to do something just as impressive. He stepped out of the sauna and went to the bathroom. He returned with a piece of toilet paper hanging from his behind. The others raised their eyebrows and stared at him. The A.T. hiker finally said, "Well, will ya look at that, I'm getting a fax."