Joke of the day:

A lonely hiker sees a sign that says "Talking Dog for Sale" so he walks up to the house and sees a farmer sitting on the porch. The hiker says rather incredulously, "So you really have a talking dog for sale?" The farmer never looks up but just says, "Yah, he's out back." So the hiker walks around the house and sees this dog sitting out back. He walks up to the dog and says, "So, I hear that you talk." The dog says, "Oh yah, I can talk." The hiker is blown away, he cannot believe that a dog can talk like that. So he says, "This is incredible. I have been pretty lonely out on the trail and it would be great to have someone to talk to. Tell me, have you ever done any hiking?" The dog says, "Oh yah, I did the Appalachian Trail a couple years ago. It was pretty cool. Me and my owner ate free most nights because most any restaurant will give free food to the owner of a talking dog. I was also out in Yellowstone a few years back and was able to save my owner when he broke his ankle by going for help. I can read a map and compass too. My favorite place to hike is in city parks though. I mean chicks really dig a talking dog, and a guy your age could probably derive some benefit from that." The hiker says, "This is incredible, you wait here. I'm going to go see the farmer out front and buy you." He runs out front and says to the farmer, "How much for the dog?" and the farmer says, "Ten bucks to take him away." The hiker says, "You've gotta be kidding! Ten bucks for a dog like that?" The farmer says, "The dog's a liar, he never did any of that stuff."