Joke of the day:

Did you hear about the two not-so-bright hikers who tried to make money selling watermelons? They bought a truckload of melons for $5.00 each, and sold them for $5.00 each. At the end of the day they sold everything they had bought, but couldn't work out why they had exactly the same amount of money as when they started. "This isn't working," said one hiker. "We're not making any money. What are we going to do?" The other hiker replied, "I guess we're going to have to get a bigger truck."