Joke of the day:

An out-of-work mountaineer was given the job of painting the lines down the middle of a highway. On his first day, he painted six miles; the next day three miles; the following day less than a mile. The boss came up to him and said, "Your productivity is dropping rapidly. If you don't pick up your game, I'm going to have to let you go." The mountaineer replied, "I just can't do any better. Each day I keep getting farther away from the paint can."