Joke of the day:

A climber walks into a doctor's office and tells the doctor she's broken every single bone in her body. "That's impossible," says the doctor. The climber says, "It's true. Look!" She then touches her leg with her index finger and screams, "Ouch!" Then she touches her arm and yells, "Eeeeoooow!" Finally she touches her ribs and can barely maintain her composure as the tears start to roll down her face. "See, I told you I broke every bone in my body," she said. The doctor rubs his chin, then conducts a thorough examination. "Well, Miss," he tells her, "I've got some good news and some bad news. The good news is, you haven't broken every bone in your body. The bad news is, you've broken your finger."