Joke of the day:

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal, they lay down for the night and went to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend. Holmes said, "Watson, look up and tell me what you see." Watson said, "I see a fantastic panorama of countless stars." Holmes: "And what does that tell you?" Watson pondered for a moment, "Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful and that we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Why? What does it tell you, Holmes?" Holmes was silent for a moment then spoke, "Someone has stolen our tent."