Joke of the day:

A hiker was lost wandering around the desert when he came across a clothing store. Desperate for a drink, he went inside and asked the owner if he could have a glass of water. "I'm sorry," said the store owner, "you're in the middle of the desert, I don't have any water - but I could sell you a nice tie." "I don't need a tie," screamed the hiker. "I need a glass of water." Maintaining his composure, the store owner said, "I'm sorry that I don't have any water, but over that big hill is a restaurant where you'll be able to buy food, water or any type of drink you want." The hiker left cursing and started walking toward the hill. An hour later, the totally dehydrated hiker returned. "I'd like to buy a tie please," he said. "What made you change your mind?" asked the store owner. "Your brother wouldn't let me into his restaurant without a tie."