Joke of the day:

A hiker was sitting in a bar having a drink and watching the 10 o'clock news. A story about a man on a ledge of a building preparing to jump came on. The hiker turns to the customer next to him and asks, "Do you think he'll jump?" The customer says, "I bet he'll jump." The hiker says, "I bet you $20 he won't." Just as the customer placed her money on the bar, the guy jumped off of the building, falling to his death. The hiker handed his $20 to the customer and said, "All's fair. Here's your money." The customer replies, "I can't take your money. I saw the 6 o'clock news and knew he'd jump." "So did I," said the hiker, "but I didn't think he'd do it again."