Joke of the day:

Two men are out hiking. One says to the other, "Wow! Did you see that eagle over there?" "No," replies the second man. A little while later the first man says, "Hey, did you see that brown bear in the ravine?" "No," replies the second man. A while later the first man says, "Look, did you see that deer by the trees?" "No," says the second man. "You ought to keep your eyes open," says the first man. "You"re missing an awful lot." A while later the first man says, "Hey, did you see that?" "Why, yes I did," snaps the second man. "I saw it very clearly. In fact, I dare say I even saw it before you did." "I see," says the first man. "So why did you step in it?"