Joke of the day:

A climber was staying with a friend and asked if there was anything he could do to help out. "Sure," said the friend. "I'd really appreciate it if you could pick up a carton of milk when you're out. If they have eggs, get six." A couple of hours later the climber returned with six cartons of milk. "Why did you buy six cartons of milk?" asked the friend. "They had eggs," replied the climber.