Joke of the day:

A family is camping out in the woods and in the spirit of adventure the two children, aged six and four, have a tent to themselves. As they're going to sleep that night, the six year old tells his younger sister that as they're basically grown-ups now with their own tent it's high time for them to start swearing. She enthusiastically agrees, looking up to her brother as a miniature role model. "Great," says the brother, "I'll swear first and you join in after." The next morning they gather as a family for breakfast before hitting the trail and the mother asks the older brother what he wants for breakfast. "S**t, I dunno Mom, I guess I'll have Trail Mix," says the six year old. The Mom is furious and screams at the young boy so aggressively that the child runs back to his tent in tears - he's never seen his mother this angry. The Mom turns to the younger sister and sternly says, "And what about you, Young Lady?" The sibling, visibly shaken says, "I don't know, Mom, but it wont be f**king Trail Mix!"