Joke of the day:

A mountaineer and his wife in their 6Os were visited by a fairy who granted them both a wish. "I want to travel around the world with my darling husband," said the mountaineer's wife. Two tickets for a luxury cruise magically appeared in her hand. A couple of minutes later the mountaineer said, "Sorry, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me." The fairy waved her wand, and suddenly he was 92.