Joke of the day:

A hiker was sitting in a fine restaurant with his wife when she looked over at a nearby table and saw a man in a drunken stupor. The hiker said, "You've been watching that man for some time now. Do you know him?" "Yes," replied the wife. "He's my ex-husband. He's been drinking like that since I left him seven years ago." "That's amazing," the hiker replies, "I didn't think anybody could celebrate for that long."