Joke of the day:

A successful hiker parked his brand new Porsche in front of the office to show it off to his colleagues. As he got out, a truck came along too close to the curb and completely tore off the driver's side. The hiker immediately called 911 and in less than 5 minutes the law arrived. Before the police officer could ask any questions, the hiker started screaming about how his brand new car would never be the same again. After the hiker had finished his rant, the police officer shook his head in disbelief. "I can't believe how materialistic you hikers are," he said. "You're so focused on your possessions you don't notice anything else." "How can you say that?" asked the hiker. The police officer replied, "Haven't you noticed that your left arm is missing from your elbow down? It was torn off when the truck hit you." The hiker looked down in absolute horror and screamed, "Where's my Rolex?"