Joke of the day:

A broke mountaineer decides to ask God for help. "Dear Lord," he prays. "If I don't get some cash, I'm going to lose everything. Please let me win the lottery." Lottery night comes, but the mountaineer doesn't win. He prays even harder, saying, "God, why have you forsaken me? My children are starving. Please just let me win." Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light, and the mountaineer hears God speak. "Work with me on this," God says. "Buy a ticket."