Joke of the day:

After being married for 44 years, a mountaineer took a careful look at his wife one day and said, "Darling, 44 years ago we had a cheap apartment, a junky car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV. But I got to sleep with a hot 21-year-old girl every night. Now I have a million dollar home, a $60,000 car, a big bed and a large-screen TV, but I'm living with a 65-year-old woman. It seems to me that you're not holding up your side of things." The mountaineer's wife replied, "No problem. If that's what you want, go for it. If you want to sleep with a 21-year-old, I'll make sure you once again get to live in a cheap apartment, drive a junky car, sleep on a sofa bed and watch a 10-inch black-and-white TV!"