Joke of the day:

A young climber decided to turn his life over to God and thought that the best way to do this was to become a monk, so he checked himself into a monastery. At his indoctrination the head monk told him that they were sworn to total silence, but every 10 years they were permitted to speak two words. After 10 years of total silence, the head monk indicated it was now time for the former climber to speak his two words. The monk said, "Bed hard," and then resumed his silent study and work. Another 10 years passed, and the head monk again indicated it was time for him to speak his two words. The monk said, "Food bad," and the former climber then resumed his silent study and work. Thirty years after entering the monastery, it was again time for the former climber to speak, this time he said, "I quit." The head monk shook his head and said, "I knew this was coming. You've done nothing but complain for the past 30 years!"