Joke of the day:

A hiker goes to Australia for a vacation. There he meets an Aussie farmer and gets talking. The Aussie shows off his wheat field and the hiker says, "Oh! We have wheat fields that are twice as large." Then they walk around the farm and the Aussie shows off his herd of cattle. The hiker immediately says, "We have longhorns that are at least twice as large as your cows." The conversation has almost died when the hiker sees a herd of kangaroos hopping through the field. The hiker asks, "And what are those?" The Aussie gives the hiker an incredulous look and asks, "Don't you have any grasshoppers where you come from?"