Joke of the day:

An unemployed mountaineer and his wife moved to a farm to reduce costs and work out what to do while the economy recovered. Their modest house had no running water or electricity. Nine months after they moved, the mountaineer's wife's water broke and the doctor arrived. "What do you want me to do, doctor?" asked the mountaineer. "Hold the lantern. Here it comes," said the doctor as he held up the child for all to see. "Congratulations, you're the proud father of a ...," said the doctor. Before he could finish his sentence, the doctor said, "Wait a minute. Hold the lantern," and the doctor delivered a beautiful baby daughter to the mountaineer and his wife. A couple of minutes later he again shouted, "Hold the lantern," and moments later held up a third baby. "Doctor," asks the mountaineer, "Do you think it's the light that's attracting them?"