Joke of the day:

A mountaineer and his friend were both patients in a mental hospital. One day, while they were walking around the hospital's swimming pool, his friend jumped into the pool and promptly sank to the bottom. Thinking quickly, the mountaineer jumped in and pulled his friend out. When the medical director heard about the mountaineer's heroic act, he immediately ordered him released as he was considered mentally stable. When he went to tell the mountaineer the news he said, "I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged, as you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving your friend's life. The bad news is that your friend hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him." The mountaineer said, "He didn't hang himself, I hung him there to dry. How soon can I go home?"