Joke of the day:

A mountaineer, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. "Well, you can paint my porch," replied the homeowner. "How much will you charge?" The mountaineer said, "How about $50?" The homeowner agreed and told her that the paint and ladders were in the garage. The homeowner's wife heard the conversation and asked her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?" "She should," said the homeowner. "She was on the porch." A short time later, the mountaineer came to the door to collect her money. "You're finished already?" the homeowner asked. "Yes," the mountaineer answered. "Since I had some paint left over, I decided to give it two coats." Impressed, the homeowner reached in his pocket for the $5O. "And by the way," the mountaineer added, "It's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."