Joke of the day:

A hiker needed a vacation and decided that ice fishing was what he needed to relieve his tension. After arriving at his destination a couple of days later, he started to drill, when all of a sudden he heard a loud booming voice yelling, "There's no fish down there." He stopped, moved over a few feet and started drilling for a second time. Again, he heard the loud booming voice yelling, "There's no fish down there." So the hiker moved over about 50 feet and started to drill for the third time. The same loud booming voice again broke the silence and said, "There's no fish there either." Getting nervous, the hiker looked around, saw nobody and asked, "Who are you? God?" "No," replied the booming voice. "I'm the ice skating arena manager."