Joke of the day:

Two hikers rented a boat to go fishing in their local lake. Amazed at the number of fish they caught, they decided to come back the next day to try their luck again. The first hiker asked, "How will we find this spot again?" The second hiker takes a can of spray paint, paints an X on the bottom of the boat, and says, "We'll just look for this X tomorrow." The first hiker said, "You idiot! How do you know we'll get the same boat?"